The New Hope Strikes Back
Copyright 2005 by Peter Jones
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Disclaimer
: AKA the "please don't sue me" grovel
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Introduction
: A Beginning is a Very Delicate Thyme...
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Chapter 1
: Baked Ratatouille Terrain
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Chapter 2
: A Lovely Squad of Cocky Nuts
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Chapter 3
: Cunning Linguistics
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Chapter 4
: Cunning Linguini
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Chapter 5
: The Stiff-Man Cometh
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Chapter 6
: Splitwhisker Meets K'nobby
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Chapter 7
: Obeah Bum K'nobby Bakes a Cake
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Chapter 8
: The
Long Dong Rong Pong
Song
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Chapter 9
: A Wretched Hive of Scum and Vanilla
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Chapter 10
: The
Serendipity Sparrow
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Chapter 11
: Labia Orgasma Has A Bad Day
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Chapter 12
: One And One Make Two?
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Chapter 13
: Lucky For Some
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Chapter 14
: Stiff Daze and Jubbly Knights
(
With Obligatory Flashback
)
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Chapter 15
: "Call Me Libby"
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Chapter 16
: Deathmatch One On One
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Chapter 17
: The Amazing Technicolour Yawn
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Chapter 18
: Lurk's Big Cucumber
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Chapter 19
: Rebel Reprieve, Imperial Ire
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Epilogue
: An Ending is a Whole 'Nother Matter
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