The New Hope Strikes Back

Copyright 2005 by Peter Jones

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• Disclaimer: AKA the "please don't sue me" grovel

• [210]Introduction: A Beginning is a Very Delicate Thyme...
• [1888]Chapter 1: Baked Ratatouille Terrain
• [2066]Chapter 2: A Lovely Squad of Cocky Nuts
• [2500]Chapter 3: Cunning Linguistics
• [2303]Chapter 4: Cunning Linguini
• [1885]Chapter 5: The Stiff-Man Cometh
• [4085]Chapter 6: Splitwhisker Meets K'nobby
• [3547]Chapter 7: Obeah Bum K'nobby Bakes a Cake
• [3479]Chapter 8: The Long Dong Rong Pong Song
• [5852]Chapter 9: A Wretched Hive of Scum and Vanilla
• [2291]Chapter 10: The Serendipity Sparrow
• [2757]Chapter 11: Labia Orgasma Has A Bad Day
• [3717]Chapter 12: One And One Make Two?
• [3162]Chapter 13: Lucky For Some
• [4578]Chapter 14: Stiff Daze and Jubbly Knights
  (With Obligatory Flashback)
• [2824]Chapter 15: "Call Me Libby"
• [3575]Chapter 16: Deathmatch One On One
• [3222]Chapter 17: The Amazing Technicolour Yawn
• [5300]Chapter 18: Lurk's Big Cucumber
• [1017]Chapter 19: Rebel Reprieve, Imperial Ire
• [264]Epilogue: An Ending is a Whole 'Nother Matter

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